A possible concise summary is:
The speaker reviews the movie and video game adaptations of Cool World, a 1992 animated film. He criticizes the movie for being a rip-off of Roger Rabbit, having a vulgar and nonsensical plot, and having poor acting and animation. He also criticizes the games for having bad graphics, controls, level design, and logic. He makes jokes and references to other movies, shows, and games along the way. At the end, he is interrupted by several versions of himself from different timelines who want him to join their quests.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game review by a French YouTuber named Joueur du Grenier.
2. The video game being reviewed is Cool World, based on a 1992 movie of the same name directed by Ralph Bakshi.
3. The review criticizes the movie for being a rip-off of Roger Rabbit, having a nonsensical plot, and revolving around sexual frustration.
4. The review also criticizes the video game for having bad graphics, controls, level design, and logic.
5. The review covers different versions of the game on Game Boy, NES, Super NES, Atari ST, and Amiga.
6. The review ends with a parody of Lord of the Rings and a reference to Epiphany cake, a traditional French pastry.