The summary is:
A video game streamer attempts to beat the world record for Super Mario Odyssey by using a mod that gives him infinite jumps. He tries various methods to skip parts of the game, but encounters crashes, glitches and obstacles. He finally succeeds in finishing the game in under 10 minutes, and claims that he technically followed the rules of the speedrun. He celebrates by dabbing for the first time on stream.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker attempts to beat the world record for Super Mario Odyssey speedrun using a mod that gives Cappy infinite jumps.
2. The speaker uses a pipe in Cap Kingdom to warp to Moon Kingdom, skipping most of the game, but encounters crashes and glitches along the way.
3. The speaker eventually succeeds in beating the game in 9 minutes and 24 seconds, which is much faster than the current world record of 57 minutes and 54 seconds.
4. The speaker claims that he technically followed the rules of the speedrun.com leaderboard, which do not mention anything about mods.
5. The speaker dabs on stream for the first time after achieving his goal.