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Stampy and Squid play part two of the portal adventure map on Minecraft. They climb a tower, find some cake ingredients, and do some parkour challenges. They also spawn a pig, lose a companion cube, and make each other sing and dance. They have fun and tease each other along the way.
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1. The text is a transcript of a YouTube video featuring Stampy and a friend playing a Minecraft portal adventure map on the Xbox edition.
2. The map is designed to be played on peaceful mode, but the players are unsure if they are supposed to be playing on peaceful or easy mode.
3. The players are trying to find all the ingredients to make a cake, which are hidden throughout the map.
4. The cake ingredients include a bucket of milk, an egg, and sugar.
5. The players have to navigate through various obstacles and puzzles to progress through the map.
6. They encounter various enemies, including Googlies, skeletons, and creepers.
7. The players find a hidden room with a chest containing a bucket of milk.
8. They also find a hidden sheep and a hidden pig.
9. The players have to climb a tower to progress through the map.
10. At the top of the tower, they find a chest with a note that says "Free Fall."
11. The players have to free fall down the tower to progress through the map.
12. They encounter a skeleton and a creeper on the way down.
13. The players find a hidden room with a sign that says "It never ends."
14. They also find a cooked pork chop next to some fire.
15. The players have to solve a puzzle to open a doorway.
16. They find a hidden lever that opens a secret door.
17. The players encounter a pig that they have to guide through a maze.
18. They find a sign that says "Aperture Science" and a companion cube.
19. The players have to do a belly dance to progress through the map.
20. They find a cake behind bars, which is a "criminal cake."
21. The players have to choose between two doors: "Lava of Doom" and "Cactuses of Doom."
22. They choose the lava door and have to navigate through a lava-filled room.
23. The episode ends with the players reaching the end of the map, but not completing it due to running out of time.