The summary of the text is:
- The text is a transcript of a video where two hosts comment on some of the most bizarre products they found on online shopping sites.
- The hosts make jokes and express their opinions about the products, such as a fake skin to pop pimples, a cushion with Nicolas Cage's face, underwear with animal shapes, a 3D wallpaper of an elephant, and a baby carrier with a zipper.
- The hosts also invite the viewers to share the video, send them more products to review, and watch their new project of a gameplay simulating a farm.
- The summary is 77 words long, which is about 10% of the original text.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The text is a transcript of a video with two hosts who comment on bizarre products from online sites.
2. The video is from a channel called Diva Depression, which has a goal of reaching 3 million subscribers.
3. The hosts mention several products, such as a cushion with Nicolas Cage's face, a fake skin to pop pimples, underwear with animal shapes, a 3D wallpaper of an elephant, and a doll with an open butt.
4. The hosts express their opinions, reactions, and jokes about the products, often mocking or criticizing them.
5. The hosts also announce a new project on their channel, called the Depression Farm, which is a gameplay of simulating a farm with celebrities.