The following is a possible concise summary of the text:
A family of three goes on a holiday to a hotel in Turkey and records their experiences in a vlog. They enjoy various activities such as swimming, eating, going to the spa, riding on slides and playing with fish. They also comment on the hotel's facilities, food, staff and scenery. They have fun and relax together and share their video with their audience.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator wakes up at 9:00 AM.
2. The narrator mentions that they set their phone alarm for 7:00 AM, but it didn't go off.
3. The narrator's daughter has an allergy to eggs.
4. The narrator talks about the hotel's breakfast buffet, which offers a variety of foods, including baked beans, scrambled eggs, sausage, pancakes, and chocolate.
5. The narrator mentions that they had a favorite jam last year that they couldn't find this year.
6. The narrator talks about the hotel's facilities, including a saltwater pool, a restaurant, and a shopping mall.
7. The narrator mentions that the hotel has a lot of British tourists.
8. The narrator talks about a Survivor-themed obstacle course on the hotel's premises.
9. The narrator mentions that they will be doing a fish spa treatment, where fish will eat the dead skin off their feet.
10. The narrator talks about the hotel's dinner buffet, which offers a variety of foods, including sushi, meatballs, and vegetables.
11. The narrator mentions that they will be doing a massage treatment the next day.
12. The narrator talks about the hotel's aqua park, which they will visit the next day.
13. The narrator mentions that they will be making a separate video about the aqua park.
14. The narrator talks about the hotel's sea water pool and the sea view from the hotel.
15. The narrator mentions that they will be making a video about their Survivor experience, which will be broadcast on the Princess Luna TV channel.