A possible concise summary is:
Hades and Dima Cheese are two friends who run a cafe and a mine in the crypto city. They want to buy an apartment in a new building, but they don't have enough money. They decide to dig for more cryptocurrencies and exchange them for dollars. They manage to find a lot of bitcoins, litecoins, and other coins. They pay half the price of the apartment to the realtor and get the keys. They are happy with their new home and plan to make a helipad on the roof. They end the video by asking their viewers to subscribe and like.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker, Hades, and his companion, Dima Cheese, are in Crypto City.
2. They have been in the city for a long time and have come to buy real estate.
3. They visit a realtor to inquire about purchasing an apartment.
4. The realtor shows them a penthouse apartment, which they are interested in buying.
5. The price of the apartment is $15,000, but they can get a discount if they pay in installments.
6. Hades and Dima Cheese discuss hiring an accountant to manage their finances.
7. They visit a mine to dig for resources, including bitcoins.
8. They find a torch, which is necessary for digging, and use it to find more resources.
9. They collect a large amount of resources, including bitcoins, and sell them to a trader.
10. They use the money they earned to pay for the penthouse apartment in installments.
11. The realtor gives them a bunch of keys and they sign an agreement to purchase the apartment.
12. Hades and Dima Cheese move into the apartment and start making plans for renovations.
13. They consider building a helipad on the roof of the building.
14. The series ends with Hades and Dima Cheese settling into their new apartment and looking forward to their next adventure.