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This is a transcript of a video that talks about three strange and mysterious topics: the case of Joana López, a woman who appeared as missing on TV but no one knows anything about her; the incident of a fake emergency alert that coincided with a train crash; and the videos of people acting weird or scary in front of security cameras. The video also mentions some theories and legends that have emerged around these topics.
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1. Slap Happy is the title of an old video where a woman appears making gestures that sometimes look like tai chi, sometimes a dance, sometimes exercises for older people, sometimes it is not clear what she is doing.
2. The original video was uploaded by Matthewn 12 years ago to YouTube and Vimeo, and he said he got the tape from a friend who did not know its origin.
3. A user called Party girl claimed to know the story behind the video and said it was a healing ritual recorded by a rich woman and edited by her friend who wanted to sell it.
4. Another user called Big Grimpson said he was the editor of the video and that the woman gave him a dozen tapes to edit for religious purposes, and that he thought she was part of a small cult.
5. In 2016, a news channel WKTV broadcast a message about hazardous materials in the United States and a phrase from a Dr. Seuss book "Would you could you on a train".
6. That same day, a train crashed in NJ due to the driver falling asleep because of sleep apnea, and some people speculated that the message was a warning or a hidden message.
7. Ring is a security camera that captures many scary videos of people acting strange or threatening at the door, such as clowns, mentally ill people, or paranormal phenomena.
8. One of the worst videos was of a man who calmly told the woman inside that he wanted to kill her with a knife and a gun, and that he called himself the Holy Spirit.
9. In 1989, a TV channel WMACU ended its programming with a message of a missing person named Joana Lopez, with only a black and white photo and a phone number that no longer exists.
10. In 2000, another TV program showed another missing person named Selene Delgado Lopez, with only a black and white photo and no other information.
11. Both Joana and Selene were not found in any registry of missing persons, and some people theorized that they did not exist or that their photos were fake or modified.
12. Sumum.org is a page that offers mummification service for about 70,000 but does not guarantee to do it when the time comes.
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