A possible concise summary is:
Jeffy learns the alphabet with his mom and dad, but he disagrees with the letter W being called a double U. He sues the alphabet and becomes a judge when the real judge has a heart attack. He makes absurd rulings and bribes, and puts his dad in jail for trying to feed him green beans. He eventually lets his dad out and goes to Chuck E Cheese.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Jeffy is learning the alphabet with his mother.
2. Jeffy thinks the letter W should be called double V because it looks like two V's.
3. Jeffy sues the alphabet for calling it W and becomes a judge in a courtroom.
4. Jeffy makes arbitrary and unfair decisions as a judge, such as accepting bribes, sentencing people to jail or death, and letting criminals go free.
5. Jeffy also changes the rules of the alphabet and makes green beans illegal.
6. Jeffy puts his father in jail for trying to feed him green beans and only lets him out when he agrees to take him to Chuck E Cheese.
7. The original judge has a heart attack and leaves Jeffy in charge of the courtroom.
8. Bubbles is a prisoner who claims to own other inmates' booties and brands his name on them.
9. Chef Pee Pee is arrested for stealing a cherry tomato from the salad bar at Ruby Tuesdays.
10. The text is a transcript of a video from the YouTube channel SuperMarioLogan.