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The video is a kill count of the movie Saw 5, where the narrator counts and analyzes the deaths and traps in the film. He also gives awards for the best and worst kills and traps, and reveals some plot twists and connections to previous movies. He ends by thanking his patrons and viewers for their support.
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1. The text is a transcript of a video called "Saw V (2008) KILL COUNT" by James A. Janisse on YouTube.
2. The video is part of a series that counts the number of deaths in horror movies and analyzes the traps, kills, and plot of the Saw franchise.
3. The video summarizes the events of Saw V, which follows Detective Mark Hoffman, an apprentice of the serial killer Jigsaw, as he tries to cover his tracks and set up Agent Peter Strahm as a suspect.
4. The video also follows a group of five people who are trapped in a series of rooms by Jigsaw and have to work together to survive, but fail to do so until only two of them remain.
5. The video awards the Golden Chainsaw for coolest kill to Agent Strahm, who is crushed by the walls of a room; the Dull Machete for lamest kill to Ashley, who is decapitated by a razor blade; the Platinum Punji Sticks for coolest trap to the Necktie Trap, where the five people have to use keys to free themselves from cables attached to blades; and the Rusty Mousetrap for lamest trap to the Shotgun Chair, where Hoffman has to pull the trigger on himself.
6. The video gives Saw V a personalized subtitle of "The Hoff Man Cometh" and ends with a thank you message and a reminder to be good people.