A possible concise summary is:
The user wants the assistant to write a concise summary of a long transcript of a video game review. The transcript is full of sarcasm, humor, criticism and advertisement. The summary could be:
- The reviewer is very disappointed with Starfield, a space exploration game by Bethesda, and gives it a low rating.
- He complains about the bugs, the loading times, the boring gameplay, the bland exploration, the stupid NPCs, the inconsistent skill tree, the expensive collector edition and the lack of innovation.
- He compares Starfield unfavorably to other games like Skyrim, Fallout, Cyberpunk and No Man's Sky.
- He makes fun of Bethesda's CEO, the positive reviews from other websites and his own concept of opening collectors.
- He also promotes a product called Holly, a powder drink that he claims is better than coffee.
1. The text refers to a review of the game "Starfield" developed by Bethesda, a company known for creating popular games like "Morrowind", "Oblivion", "Skyrim", "Fallout 3", and "Fallout 4".
2. The reviewer mentions that Bethesda also released "Tron Fallout 76", but was blacklisted by the company after releasing a test in 2018 that led to negative publicity.
3. The reviewer criticizes the game for its lack of originality, noting that it's similar to other games released by Bethesda and other companies in the industry.
4. The reviewer points out that the game has a lot of bugs and issues, such as an inventory system that fills up quickly and requires constant emptying, and a lack of clarity in the listing of objects.
5. The game's combat system is described as rigid and old-fashioned, with the reviewer comparing it to a "Call of Duty" gameplay style.
6. The reviewer criticizes the game's exploration system, stating that it's often broken by the need to go through menus constantly, and that the level design is often inconsistent.
7. The reviewer mentions that the game is riddled with bugs, providing a list of examples. One of the bugs mentioned is a merchant whose products are free to access in a puddle of water in front of the store.
8. The reviewer refers to the concept of opening collectors, a practice common in the gaming community where players collect and showcase various in-game items. The reviewer mentions that they would like to use this concept in their review, but asks for permission from another YouTuber, Benzai.
9. The reviewer ends the text with a note that they will not be contacting Benzai again, implying that they have his permission to use the concept of opening collectors in their review.