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This is a transcript of a video that parodies how different Star Wars movies should have ended, using humor, logic, and alternative scenarios. The video covers episodes I to VI, as well as Rogue One, and makes fun of the characters, the plot holes, the dialogues, and the special effects. The video also references other movies and shows, such as Firefly, Serenity, and The Mandalorian. The video ends with a musical number featuring various Star Wars characters.
1. The ability to speak does not necessarily make one intelligent.
2. The Naga system was invaded by the Trade Federation's droid army.
3. The invasion was carried out in reality.
4. The Federation ship attempted to send a message during the invasion.
5. A private message was sent, giving the location of the advisors being held prisoner.
6. There are multiple witnesses to the events, and they are all accounted for.
7. The plans for the Death Star are hidden with the pilot's body.
8. The pilot's body is in a metal casing.
9. The plans are on disks.
10. The pilot's body was carried by a bounty hunter.
11. The bounty hunter was trying to kill the senator.
12. The senator is a target for assassination.
13. The senator has a personal representative on the Jedi Council.
14. The Jedi Council elects its members.
15. The senate is controlled by a teacher.
16. The teacher is also a chancellor.
17. The chancellor has a new job for the senator.
18. The senator is not allowed to leave the capitol.
19. The senator has a daughter who is pregnant.
20. The senator is going to be a father.
21. The senator's daughter is having a child with a Jedi.
22. The Jedi is being hunted by the empire.
23. The empire is trying to destroy the Jedi.
24. The senator's daughter is trying to save the Jedi.
25. The senator's daughter has a plan to destroy the Death Star.
26. The plan involves stealing the plans for the Death Star.
27. The plans are hidden in a secure location.
28. The senator's daughter has a team of allies to help her.
29. The team includes a pilot and a bounty hunter.
30. The pilot is flying a stolen imperial ship.
31. The bounty hunter is trying to help the senator's daughter.
32. The team is trying to escape from the empire.
33. The empire is trying to stop them.
34. The team is in danger of being caught.
35. The senator's daughter is determined to save the Jedi.
36. The Jedi is being held prisoner by the empire.
37. The senator's daughter has a plan to rescue the Jedi.
38. The plan involves sneaking onto an imperial ship.
39. The team must be careful not to get caught.
40. The empire is trying to anticipate their moves.
41. The team has a limited amount of time to complete their mission.
42. The senator's daughter is worried about the risks.
43. The team is trying to stay one step ahead of the empire.
44. The empire is trying to use a new strategy to catch them.
45. The senator's daughter has a surprise plan to outsmart the empire.
46. The team is trying to stay focused and avoid distractions.
47. The empire is trying to create a diversion to catch them.
48. The team must be careful not to fall into the empire's trap.
49. The senator's daughter is trying to keep her team motivated.
50. The team is trying to stay calm under pressure.