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The text is a humorous and fast-paced narration of the Batman Arkham video game series, focusing on the main plot points and the relationship between Batman and the Joker. The narrator uses slang, jokes, exaggerations and references to comics and movies to make the story more entertaining. The narrator also expresses his opinions and reactions to the events of the games. The text covers the four main games: Batman Arkham Origins, Batman Arkham Asylum, Batman Arkham City and Batman Arkham Knight. The summary ends with the narrator hoping for a new Batman game and inviting the audience to follow him on his social media.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a summary of the Batman Arkham video game series.
- The main characters are Batman, the Joker, and other villains from the DC comics.
- The main plot involves Batman fighting against the Joker's plans to spread chaos and death in Gotham City, while also dealing with his own infection by the Joker's blood.
- The text mentions several events and locations from the games, such as Arkham Asylum, Arkham City, Protocol 10, the Knight of Arkham, and the Batfall Protocol.
- The text also includes some jokes and opinions from the narrator, such as calling Batman's chest "adamantium" or "golden", or saying that Batman and Thalia made "the delicious".
Here are some possible ways to number and shorten the facts:
1. Text summarizes Batman Arkham video game series.
2. Main characters are Batman, Joker, and other DC villains.
3. Plot involves Batman fighting Joker's plans and his own infection.
4. Text mentions events and locations from games (e.g. Arkham Asylum, Protocol 10, etc.).
5. Text includes jokes and opinions from narrator (e.g. about Batman's chest or love life).