A possible concise summary is:
The speaker plays Minecraft with a mod that makes bedrock appear behind him as he moves, preventing him from going back. He tries to survive and thrive by finding resources, making a nether portal, and building a house. However, he faces many challenges and failures, such as losing his items, suffocating his pet bat, and having his portal destroyed. He also makes jokes and interacts with his audience on Twitch. He eventually gives up on thriving and tries to kill a spider with bedrock.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker plays Minecraft with a custom mod that makes bedrock appear behind him as he walks.
2. The speaker's goal is to survive and thrive in this challenging environment, and eventually reach the nether.
3. The speaker finds a surface mine, some iron, and some diamonds, and makes a diamond pickaxe.
4. The speaker builds a nether portal high up in the sky, but loses it when he returns to the overworld because of the bedrock trail.
5. The speaker tries to make various houses using trapdoors, doors, and boats, but none of them work against the bedrock.
6. The speaker flies around with an elytra and fireworks, and mocks the ground mobs as "ground plebs".
7. The speaker concludes that it is impossible to thrive in this environment, and ends the video.