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The text is a transcript of a comedy show where the comedian interacts with different audience members and asks them about their personal lives, such as their names, ages, occupations, relationships, and stories. The comedian makes jokes and comments based on their answers, sometimes teasing them or mocking them in a humorous way. The text covers four conversations with different people: a man who works in advertising and has a girlfriend named Paulina, a woman who works as an agilist and has a boyfriend named Diego, a couple who met in Nicaragua as Boy Scouts and moved to Ecuador, and a woman who is a nutritionist from Quinindé. The text also includes some music and applause cues.
1. The speaker has an Algerian father and French surname.
2. The speaker is of Algerian descent but was born in Quito, Ecuador.
3. The speaker has worked in the media for 20 years.
4. The speaker has a girlfriend, Paulina, who was introduced to him by a mutual friend.
5. The speaker is a professional idiot and a champion at saying nonsense.
6. The speaker has a sister-in-law who is battling cancer.
7. The speaker used to work in various ventures such as food and a shopping plaza that has tattoos.
8. The speaker has a kitten and a puppy.
9. The speaker has a fiancée, Carla, who is 29 years old.
10. The speaker has been living with Carla for almost three years.
11. The speaker met Carla when they were 12 years old and they lived in the same neighborhood.
12. The speaker rejected Carla five times before they got together.
13. The speaker had three plans for a day at a lake, but all were cancelled.
14. The speaker was not prepared for the trip to the lake as he was not dressed for camping.
15. The speaker's brother and best friend accompanied him to the lake, despite the cancellations of their original plans.
16. The speaker's brother tattooed his knees.
17. The speaker is an agilist, a system engineer dedicated to people and their well-being.
18. The speaker's partner, Diego, is also a system engineer.
19. The speaker's partner, Diego, is from Nicaragua and works for a foundation in Riobamba, Ecuador.
20. The speaker's partner, Diego, met him in a Boy Scout group in Nicaragua.