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The text is a transcript of a video from a French YouTube series called What The Cut, where the host Antoine Daniel reviews and comments on bizarre and absurd videos from the internet. In this episode, he covers three videos: one of a woman rubbing herself on a car and screaming about Jesus, one of a group of naked men skiing and playing accordion, and one of a singer who claims to love Jehovah and asks for money from his fans. Antoine Daniel makes jokes, references, and parodies about the videos, and also talks about his long absence from YouTube. He ends the video with a message of freedom and tolerance.
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1. The text appears to be a transcript of a video or podcast episode.
2. The episode is titled "The Murderous Squirrel of the Deep Void" or "The Squirrel Man or Little Fucking Son Of A Bitch."
3. The narrator, Antoine, claims to have been stalked by a squirrel for months.
4. Antoine mentions that the squirrel has been appearing in his videos and has started to be present in every moment of his everyday life.
5. Antoine says that the squirrel has stolen one too many acorns, prompting him to investigate.
6. Antoine meets the Squirrel Man, who is accompanied by his lieutenants, Snoop Pigeon, Raffens, and The Unicorn.
7. The Squirrel Man has a YouTube channel with over 2,500 videos, mostly featuring him singing about Jehovah.
8. Antoine mocks the Squirrel Man's videos, calling them "sensual" and "unsettling."
9. The Squirrel Man has a Twitter account where he talks about money and asks fans to donate to help him rent the Stade de France.
10. Antoine creates a mock trailer for the Squirrel Man's YouTube channel, featuring a green screen and orange juice.
11. The episode ends with Antoine thanking viewers and encouraging them to make their own videos.
12. The episode is part of a series called "What The Cut," with episode 37 mentioned as the next installment.
13. Antoine mentions that he will be releasing a video in 2121, implying that he will no longer be active by then.
14. The episode was subbed by Spiréal.