The summary is:
The speaker is taking a BDSM test online to find out what kind of sexual deviant they are. They read the questions out loud and answer them sarcastically, mostly disagreeing with the scenarios that involve pain, torture, humiliation, or animal-like behavior. They are surprised by their results, which show that they are mostly vanilla, voyeur, exhibitionist, and primal hunter
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is taking a BDSM personality test.
2. The test asks questions about the speaker's preferences and boundaries in a BDSM context.
3. The speaker answers questions about their interests and behaviors, including role-playing, pain, and submission.
4. The speaker expresses discomfort with certain questions and themes, such as being treated like an animal or being tortured.
5. The speaker's results show that they are 74% vanilla, 73% voyeur, and 44% exhibitionist.
6. The speaker also identifies as a primal hunter, with a focus on natural instincts and emotional expression during sex.
7. The speaker expresses surprise at their low score in the "pet" category, suggesting that the questions were worded in a way that downplayed sexual connotations.