A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a woman who is eating a seafood feast with two large crabs named Curtis and Larry, and a lobster. She talks about how she ordered them online, how fresh and tender they are, and how she prefers to eat only the meat and not the insides. She also wishes all the fathers a happy Father's Day and promotes her ASMR channel. She enjoys her meal and signs off with her usual catchphrase.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker is eating Curtis and Larry, two types of crabs.
2. The speaker ordered Curtis from vital choice for $1.99 and Larry from Maine lobster for $325.
3. The speaker had some issues with her credit card and the delivery of Curtis, but Hannah from customer service helped her out.
4. The speaker prefers to eat the claws and the tails of the crabs, and avoids the body and the brown parts.
5. The speaker uses a water bag to drink water and a wristband to wipe her mouth.
6. The speaker wishes all the fathers a happy Father's Day and tells her viewers to check out her ASMR channel.