The text is a transcript of a video that showcases 14 stories of people who died or injured themselves in very stupid ways, such as playing with explosives, kissing a rattlesnake, or robbing a gun store. The narrator comments on each story with humor and sarcasm, and also invites the viewers to share their own stories or suggestions for future videos. The text ends with a question to the audience about which story they found the most idiotic.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A 17-year-old boy in Pennsylvania lost his hand, leg, and most of his junk when he tried to light and extinguish an M-80 explosive repeatedly and it went off between his thighs.
2. Sophie Blanchard, a French balloonist, died in 1819 when she set fire to her hydrogen balloon with pyrotechnics and fell onto the roofs of nearby buildings.
3. A car thief in Pittsburgh burned to death when he got trapped inside a truck he had set on fire after tying it to a tree and trying to pull it down.
4. A Serbian man broke into the Belgrade Zoo, stripped naked, and climbed into the bear enclosure, where he was mauled and eaten by two bears.
5. A Ukrainian man tried to kiss a rattlesnake on the mouth and got bitten on the tongue, causing him to swell up and lose consciousness.
6. Two pilots of a small aircraft died in 1991 when they tried to join the mile high club and left the plane unattended, causing it to crash.
7. A volunteer firefighter in Tennessee died in 1999 when he set fire to a vacant house and got trapped in the attic while pretending to be a hero.
8. A man from Florida died in 2017 when he tried to kiss a wild rattlesnake he had captured and kept in a tank.
9. A man from North Carolina died in 1992 when he grabbed his handgun instead of his phone in the dark and shot himself in the head.
10. A man from Florida died in 2006 when he climbed inside a huge helium balloon with his friend and suffocated from lack of oxygen.