A possible summary is:
The text is a transcript of a segment from John Oliver's show Last Week Tonight, where he talks about the problems of the live entertainment industry and how ticket prices are inflated by fees, brokers, and resale sites. He criticizes Ticketmaster for being the biggest player in the market and for exploiting fans and artists. He also makes jokes about Justin Bieber, Kidz Bop, and a Mickey Mouse-shaped potato. He suggests some ways to make the ticket buying process more transparent and fair, and invites his audience to watch his show for free.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a segment from the show Last Week Tonight with John Oliver about the live entertainment industry.
2. The text discusses how Ticketmaster, Live Nation, brokers, and sometimes artists manipulate the ticket market to charge high prices and fees to fans.
3. The text cites various sources such as government reports, news articles, and undercover videos to support its claims.
4. The text uses humor, sarcasm, and examples to make its points and entertain the audience.
5. The text mentions several artists such as Justin Bieber, Bad Bunny, Adele, and Pearl Jam as examples of how the ticket market works.