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The user wants me to write a summary of a transcript from a YouTube video by Pyrocynical, where he criticizes Jake Paul and Logan Paul for their reactions to the boxing match between Logan Paul and KSI. The summary should highlight the main points and tone of the video.
- Pyrocynical mocks Jake Paul for wearing a shirt with his own name, claiming he is irrelevant and clickbaits his own name in the third person.
- Pyrocynical makes fun of Logan Paul for making excuses for losing the fight, such as being sick and having points deducted unfairly.
- Pyrocynical shows clips of Jake Paul being disrespectful to Joe Weller, a fellow YouTuber and interviewer, and accusing the fight of being rigged.
- Pyrocynical also jokes about Justin Bieber being a Logan Paul fan, and Joe Weller being a bad interviewer.
- Pyrocynical ends the video by promoting a mobile game called Monster Legends, which sponsored his video. He exaggerates the features and benefits of the game in a sarcastic way.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. KSI won a fight against Logan Paul.
2. Jake Paul is Logan Paul's brother.
3. The speaker has made around 12 videos on Logan Paul and 5 on KSI.
4. Jack Rees is a referee.
5. Jake Paul blames Logan Paul's trainer, Shannon, for the loss.
6. Jake Paul also blames the judges for deducting points from Logan Paul.
7. Justin Bieber declared himself a fan of Logan Paul after the fight.
8. KSI was on the floor for two seconds during the fight.
9. Jake Paul has been accused of clickbaiting his own name in his videos.
10. Jake Paul posted a picture on Twitter that looks like a poorly rendered Final Fantasy character.
11. Jake Paul got two kids to pretend to be KSI and Logan Paul before the fight.
12. Joe Weller interviewed Jake Paul and asked him questions.
13. Jake Paul said the entire fight was rigged.
14. Markowski was at the Staples Center with KSI.
15. KSI was saved by the referee's decision, according to Jake Paul.
16. Jake Paul congratulated KSI on his victory.
17. Jake Paul will avenge his brother's loss.
18. The speaker will stop making commentary videos for a bit.
19. The speaker is working on a game review and movie reviews.
20. Monster Legends sponsored the video.
21. There is a massive Black Friday update for Monster Legends with discounts and deals.
22. The Legends Pass allows players to get rewards and privileges.
23. There are brand new monster skins in the game.
24. The speaker bought 300 Nintendo Switches for his wife's boyfriend.