This is a summary of the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator reads and comments on some embarrassing stories that people sent to him.
- The stories are about:
- A girl who got her period while kissing a guy in the mall and stained his hand and her pants with blood.
- A boy who accidentally saw his cousin naked after hiding under her bed during a game of hide and seek.
- A boy who showed a video of a YouTuber making jokes about sex to his class and got in trouble with the teacher.
- A girl who threw a condom-filled balloon from her window and it landed in front of her neighbor
Here are the extracted facts:
1. The narrator had a date with someone they met on Instagram.
2. They went to the mall, saw a movie, and enjoyed their time together.
3. The narrator's date got up to get new clothes, leaving them alone.
4. The narrator went to the bathroom and their date followed, but instead of using the bathroom, they did something embarrassing.
5. The narrator's pants got stained with blood.
6. The narrator threw away their favorite pants.
7. The narrator was at their aunt and uncle's house with their family.
8. The narrator's cousin was playing hide and seek with a child.
9. The narrator hid in their aunt's room, but their cousin found them.
10. The narrator's cousin was accused of being a pervert.
11. The narrator's cousin was arrested.
12. The narrator was in second grade and found condoms in their mother's drawer.
13. The narrator took the condoms to school and handed them out to their classmates.
14. The narrator got yelled at by their teacher and mother.
15. The narrator was in high school and had a crush on a girl.
16. The narrator's friends encouraged them to kiss the girl.
17. The narrator was nervous and sweating, but they kissed the girl.
18. The narrator was in a relationship with the girl, but they broke up a month later.
19. The narrator was playing with a ball and it flew out of their hands.
20. The narrator's panties flew out of their hands and landed in their neighbor's yard.
21. The narrator's neighbor was shocked and didn't look at the panties.
22. The narrator was on the beach with their dog, but the dog ran away.
23. The narrator was taking a shower when their dog got loose.
24. The narrator's mother said that their dog might die.
25. The narrator had a crush on a boy who was their neighbor.
26. The narrator was 34 years old at the time of the story.
27. The narrator ran naked to the condominium because they saw the boy they liked.