A possible summary is:
The speaker is a YouTuber who challenges himself to organize his entire house in 24 hours. He shows the current state of his messy and chaotic place, where he has piles of clothes, boxes, garbage and random items. He also talks about his food supplies, his stickers app sponsorship, and his plans to donate or keep some of his belongings. He invites his friend Andrew to film him and to come back later to see the results. He also makes jokes and references to pop culture and memes.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. The speaker is a YouTube content creator named Garrett Watts.
2. The speaker moved to a new place five months ago and did not organize it.
3. The speaker challenges himself to organize his entire place in 24 hours and documents it on video.
4. The speaker's friend Andrew Sawicki helps him film the video and comes back at the end to see the result.
5. The speaker has a lot of clothes, stickers, food, and other items that he needs to sort into keep, donate, or garbage.
6. The speaker is sponsored by an app called QuIDD that lets him create and share digital stickers.
7. The speaker has a severe brown widow infestation and uses a gopher tool to grab things safely.
8. The speaker likes crafting and made a Santa magnet for his fridge.
9. The speaker has a friend named Benjamin who speaks a different language and appears as a sticker in the video.
10. The speaker finds an onion under his couch that he was looking for for three weeks.