A possible concise summary is:
The text is a humorous and sarcastic recap of the movie Bee Movie, where a bee named Barry sues the human race for stealing honey from bees, causes an ecological disaster, and falls in love with a human woman named Vanessa. The text makes fun of the movie's plot holes, inconsistencies, and absurdities, and gives it a very low rating.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The movie is about a bee named Barry B. Benson who lives in a hive in New York City.
2. Bees in the movie use honey for everything, including food, lotion, and lube.
3. The bees have human-like infrastructure, including buildings, roads, and cars.
4. Barry graduates from college in three days and is expected to choose a job to do for the rest of his life.
5. Barry meets a human woman named Vanessa and talks to her, which is against the rules for bees.
6. Barry discovers that humans are selling bee honey and is disgusted by it.
7. Barry decides to sue the human race for stealing their honey.
8. The trial is a big news event, and Barry's lawyer uses a smoker to prove that bees are not harmed by it.
9. The bees win the case, and all the honey is returned to them.
10. With all the honey back, the bees stop working and take a vacation.
11. Without the bees pollinating, the flowers and plants begin to wilt and die.
12. Barry comes up with a plan to steal flowers from the flower parade in Pasadena and bring them back to New York.
13. Barry and the other bees fly to Pasadena, steal a float, and take it to the airport to fly back to New York.
14. On the plane, Barry and the other bees take control of the plane and fly it back to New York.
15. The bees use their combined strength to lift the plane and land it safely.
16. Barry makes a speech about how awesome bees are and how they should get back to work.
17. The bees pick up pollen from the flowers and pollinate Central Park, fixing the problems caused by their absence.
18. Barry revives all of Vanessa's flowers in her shop using his "ray gun".
19. The humans return to profiting off of the bees' labor.
20. Barry opens a part-time law firm to help other animals sue the human race.