The provided text appears to be a transcript of a cooking show or competition. The speaker discusses various aspects of cooking, shares some humorous anecdotes, and engages in a quiz with the audience. The speaker and a group of six people, including four who can cook, are involved in a project that has been ongoing for 10 years. The speaker expresses skepticism about their cooking abilities and mentions that out of the six, only four can actually cook.
The speaker then introduces two dishes for the audience to try: one with an authentic name and one with an interesting name they came up with. They mention a pasta dish that looks like charred pasta but is actually a type of Italian pasta called Matsukaze. The speaker also discusses the preparation of a dish called 'Fix-in Blanket', which is a pie made with potatoes, minced pork, demi-glace sauce, and a pie on top.
The speaker also prepares a 'Big Skin Blanket', a dish made with mashed potatoes, seasoned ground pork and onions, demi-glace sauce, and a puff pastry sheet. They mention that the dish is meant to be eaten warm and crispy.
The speaker then prepares a dish called 'Spoiled Father', which is made with cheese Camembert, cheese, and bacon. They also prepare a dish called 'B's Toshimitsu', which is a dish made with ground eggplant.
Finally, the speaker prepares a dish called 'Alchemist's Curry', which is a spicy dish made with curry and rice. The speaker also prepares a dish called 'Wolverine's Steak', which is a dish made with steak. They also prepare a dish called 'Energy Center Red Bullman', which is a carbonated drink. The speaker concludes by expressing disappointment that they couldn't find real food for the members to eat, despite the event taking place in an art museum.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The group has been working on a project for 10 years with no results.
2. The group consists of six people, but only four of them can cook.
3. The group has a quiz where they have to guess the names of dishes.
4. The first dish is called "Pasta B" and is also known as "Shaken Nesca" in Italian.
5. The second dish is a "Fix-in Blanket" which consists of a pig wrapped in a blanket.
6. The third dish is called "Spoiled Father" and is a dish made with ground eggplant.
7. The group is given freedom to make their own dishes.
8. The correct answer for the third dish is "Alchemist's Curry".
9. Toshimitsu got 0.5 points for guessing the name of the dish.
10. The group has a penalty game where they have to play a quiz.
11. The score at the end of the quiz is 2.5 to 0, with Toshimitsu winning.
12. The group plays a penalty game where they have to use real recipes to make delicious food.
13. The final dish is a "Dice Steak" which is a historical artifact.