A possible concise summary is:
Two friends watch the last two movies of the Twilight saga and make fun of the plot, the characters, and the special effects. They mock the romance between Bella and Edward, the imprinting of Jacob on their baby, and the conflict with the Volturi. They also compare the movies to other franchises like Star Wars, Harry Potter, and X-Men. They end by saying they will make improvements to the story and challenge the author to respond.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video commentary on the Twilight saga by cosmonaut picture show.
- The commentators make jokes and criticisms about the plot, characters, acting, and special effects of the movies.
- The text covers scenes from Breaking Dawn Part 1 and 2, such as the wedding, the honeymoon, the pregnancy, the birth, the imprinting, and the final battle.
- The commentators compare some scenes to other movies or franchises, such as Harry Potter, Star Wars, X-Men, Mission Impossible, and Dragon Ball.
- The commentators express their dislike of Jacob's character and his relationship with Renesmee.
- The text ends with a musical outro and credits.
Here are the facts numbered and formatted as short sentences:
1. The text is a transcript of a video commentary on the Twilight saga by cosmonaut picture show.
2. They joke and criticize the plot, characters, acting, and effects of the movies.
3. They cover scenes from Breaking Dawn Part 1 and 2, such as the wedding, honeymoon, pregnancy, birth, imprinting, and final battle.
4. They compare some scenes to other movies or franchises, such as Harry Potter, Star Wars, X-Men, Mission Impossible, and Dragon Ball.
5. They dislike Jacob's character and his relationship with Renesmee.
6. The text ends with a musical outro and credits.