A possible concise summary is:
This is a humorous recap of the Rambo movies, where the narrator describes the main events and characters of each film, using exaggerated and sarcastic comments. The narrator also makes references to other movies and shows that feature Sylvester Stallone, the actor who plays Rambo. The summary ends with a mention of the upcoming Rambo movie, where he will face Mexican drug dealers.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a summary of the Rambo movie series, with a humorous and sarcastic tone.
2. The main character is John Rambo, a Vietnam War veteran who fights against various enemies and injustices.
3. The first movie is about Rambo being persecuted by a sheriff and his deputies in a small town, and his former colonel trying to stop him.
4. The second movie is about Rambo being sent to Vietnam to rescue some prisoners of war, but being betrayed by a government official.
5. The third movie is about Rambo helping the rebels in Afghanistan against the Russians, and rescuing his colonel who was captured.
6. The fourth movie is about Rambo living in Thailand and helping some missionaries who were kidnapped by a brutal army in Myanmar.
7. The text also mentions some other movies that feature Sylvester Stallone, the actor who plays Rambo, such as Black Panther, Guardians of the Galaxy, and a new Rambo movie.