A possible concise summary is:
The speaker reacts to various photos and videos of rare and unusual events, such as a man who looks like Jesus, a frozen Pepsi spiral, and a sloth photobombing students. He makes jokes and comments about the things that happen once in a lifetime, and asks the viewers to subscribe, like, and check out his merchandise.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A man looks exactly like Jesus in a photo.
2. Four people wear the same black and white striped shirt in public.
3. A girl has very long hair and sits on a ball at a computer.
4. A chicken crosses the road in front of a car.
5. A man climbs a frozen waterfall with a harness.
6. A group of kids look like the cast of Stranger Things.
7. A bird lands on a book of birds that a man is reading.
8. A car is covered with bird poop while parked outside.
9. A sloth photobombs a group of students in Costa Rica.
10. An albino deer is surrounded by other albino deer.
11. A diet Pepsi explodes in the freezer and makes a frozen spiral.
12. A kid and a cat have the same color eyes in each eye.
13. A pony stands next to a horse and looks much smaller.
14. The text is from a YouTube video by Dang Matt Smith about things that happen once in a lifetime.
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