This is a humorous dialogue between three characters: Smashing, Josh, and Eddie. They are discussing their current situation in an Australian lockdown, expressing their frustration and making light of the situation.
Smashing and Josh are Mexican immigrants living in Australia, and Eddie is an Australian citizen. They are all trapped in their homes due to the lockdown restrictions. Smashing and Josh express their desire to go outside and live their lives normally, while Eddie seems more accepting of the situation.
Smashing and Josh often joke about their situation, comparing it to other countries and making light of their predicament. They also express their annoyance towards the Australian government and its strict lockdown measures.
At one point, Smashing and Josh attempt to go outside, but they are stopped by the Australian lockdown border force. Despite this, they express their excitement about a new rule that allows them to go outside for one hour a day.
The dialogue ends with Smashing, Josh, and Eddie saying their goodbyes and expressing their hope to see each other the next day.
1. The conversation is about a character named Smashing who is expressing frustration about the lockdown rules in Australia.
2. Smashing mentions that he has been in lockdown for 10 months and needs to leave his house to get his insulin.
3. Smashing talks about a character named Josh who has dietary requirements and needs to get insulin from a mailbox.
4. Smashing expresses his dislike for the Australian government and the lockdown rules.
5. Smashing talks about a character named Molly who is also in the lockdown.
6. Smashing talks about seeing American people on the other side of the street and how they are making fun of the lockdown.
7. Smashing talks about the Australian government and how he hates being made fun of.
8. Smashing talks about the number of COVID-19 cases in Australia, mentioning that they had only 300 cases that day.
9. Smashing talks about how the Australian government is too strict with the lockdown rules.
10. Smashing talks about the American government and how they are not as strict with their lockdown rules.
11. Smashing talks about how he hates being kept inside by the Australian government.
12. Smashing talks about seeing an American flag on the other side of the street.
13. Smashing talks about how he wants to cross the street and go to America.
14. Smashing talks about how he hates being stuck inside and wants to play a game of "Big Bird, Little Bird".
15. Smashing talks about wanting to play a game of "Spit in My Mouth".
16. Smashing talks about another character named Narrator who is in the house with him.
17. Smashing talks about wanting to step outside but is being stopped by a character named Eddie.
18. Smashing talks about wanting to step outside and touch his trash can.
19. Smashing talks about how the Americans across the street are teasing them.
20. Smashing talks about how he hates his neighbors and how they always make fun of them.
21. Smashing talks about how he wants to step outside and see his lawn.
22. Smashing talks about how he hates the lockdown rules and how he wants to go outside.
23. Smashing talks about how he has been in lockdown for 6 weeks and how he is feeling lightheaded.
24. Smashing talks about how he has been in lockdown for 6 weeks and how he wants to let the ocean out of the window.
25. Smashing talks about how he has been visited by the Australian lockdown border force.
26. Smashing talks about how they are now allowed to go outside for one hour a day.
27. Smashing talks about how he is going to do star jumps outside.
28. Smashing talks about his vehicle, a 2021 Range Rover Evoque with a custom number plate.
29. Smashing talks about wanting to eat sand and build a sandcastle.
30. Smashing talks about how he has spent his entire hour outside doing a sandcastle.
31. Smashing talks about how he has been out for 58 minutes and it's time to go back inside.
32. Smashing talks about how he didn't finish his sandcastle and is going to continue it the next day.
33. Smashing talks about how he is going to see Molly, Josh, and Eddie the next day.
34. Smashing talks about how he is going to see a character named Narrator the next day.