The summary is:
Jimmy Kimmel and Jim Gaffigan meet Dave Salmoni, an animal expert who brings an alligator snapping turtle, a spectacled owl and a skunk to the show. They learn about the animals' features, behaviors and habitats, and feed them different foods. They also joke about the animals' appearances and reactions. Dave Salmoni promotes his new show Big, Small and Deadly on Animal Planet.
Here are some possible key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a talk show segment featuring Dave Salmoni, an expert in all things ferocious, and his new show Big, Small and Deadly.
2. Dave Salmoni brings an alligator snapping turtle, a spectacled owl, and a skunk as examples of animals that are big, small and deadly.
3. The alligator snapping turtle has a tongue that looks like a worm to lure prey, and can snap its powerful jaws very fast and hard.
4. The spectacled owl is a young carnivore that lives in Central and South America, and can turn its head 270 degrees.
5. The skunk has black and white stripes as a warning sign, and can spray pee with chemicals that make it stink for a week.