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The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker reads and reacts to some absurd messages that he receives in his email. He makes fun of the messages that are spam, scams, emotional blackmail, or personal stories that have nothing to do with him. He also criticizes the people who use his videos to promote their own channels or ask for money. He says that he does not do business through email and that he prefers to communicate with his fans through social media. He ends the video by teasing a second part where he will read more messages.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by Dalas Review, a Spanish YouTube personality.
2. The video is about the absurd messages that he receives in his business email from fans or spammers.
3. He reads and comments on some of the messages, which range from requests for money, collaborations, personal stories, emotional blackmail, and spam.
4. He criticizes the people who send him these messages and asks them to stop wasting his time and respect his privacy.
5. He says that he does not do business through email and that he prefers to communicate through social media.