The text appears to be a script from a video, likely a comedy or vlog, discussing various humorous kitchen failures. The speaker shares a series of anecdotes about people who have attempted to cook certain dishes, only to have them turn out horribly due to various mistakes.
The speaker begins by expressing their inability to cook, suggesting they would rather burn cereal than attempt to cook it. They then move on to discuss various hilarious kitchen disasters they've found online, such as a person who tried to cook a pizza that ended up shrinking and breaking due to overheating, and another who attempted to make a cheesecake using skim milk instead of whole milk, resulting in a dessert that was more like pop.
The speaker also shares their own cooking mishaps, such as attempting to flip a quesadilla in a wok and resulting in a disaster, and adding too much baking soda to a cupcake recipe, causing the mixture to overflow. They also share a story of a person who attempted to make a cloud bread, but due to not beating the egg whites enough, ended up with a spongy, moist lump instead.
Throughout the script, the speaker uses humor to discuss these culinary failures, often expressing surprise at the various mistakes people make when trying to cook. They also provide advice for viewers, such as not adding too much baking soda to a cupcake recipe and not adding too much butter to a cookie recipe.
The script ends with the speaker expressing hope that viewers will find the stories as funny as they did, and encourages them to share their own cooking disasters in the comments section.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Scientists in South Korea achieved a nuclear fusion reaction at 100 million°C for 30 seconds.
2. The core of the Sun has a temperature of 15 million degrees kelvins.
3. Kate's cooking is a YouTube channel that shows the failures of an aspiring British chef.
4. Cloud bread is a TikTok trend that involves beating egg whites, sugar and cornstarch into a fluffy mixture and baking it.
5. A woman revealed her pregnancy to her partner by putting a positive test in his waffles.
6. A young woman in Japan tried to make caramel and ended up with a bright red overflow that looked like molten lava.
7. A Brazilian dessert called brigadeiro requires whole milk, not skim milk, to make properly.
8. Sausages can expand and burst out of their casings when cooked, sometimes creating suggestive shapes.
I hope this helps. 😊