A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video by the YouTube channel Nelk, which documents their prank-filled trip on a cruise ship. They introduce themselves as the Milk Boys and announce their plan to do quality over quantity videos. They annoy the staff and passengers with their jokes, insults and antics, such as interrupting the captain's speech, asking for tugs at the spa, and pretending to be in an incestuous relationship. They get kicked off the cruise after one night and have to wait for the port authority to let them off the docks. They also fly out some fans to join them. The transcript contains many profanities and slang words.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video by the Nelk Boys, a YouTube prank group.
2. The video is about their trip on a cruise ship, where they troll and prank the passengers and crew.
3. The video was posted on December 13, 2021 and has over 6 million views as of January 14, 2022.
4. The Nelk Boys got kicked off the cruise ship after one night for disrupting a comedy show and disrespecting the captain and officers.
5. The Nelk Boys flew out two fans to join them on the cruise and planned to get kicked off from the start.
6. The Nelk Boys also pretended to be related and pregnant, spanked each other, asked for tuggies, and drank alcohol in front of the camera.
7. The video contains explicit language, violence, and sexual references.
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