The narrator provides a comprehensive summary of the Halloween horror saga, from the original movie to the latest installment. The story begins with a happy American family, the Myers, who live a normal life. However, on Halloween night, the son of the family, Michael Myers, murders his sister and goes on a killing spree.
Fifteen years later, Michael escapes from a mental institution and returns to his hometown, where he starts stalking a girl named Lori Strong. Dr. Loomis, who was with Michael in the asylum, warns everyone about the dangerous man, but no one believes him. Michael eventually kills Dr. Loomis and continues his rampage.
The narrator then discusses the different movies in the series, highlighting the inconsistencies and plot holes. For example, in Halloween 2, Michael survives a gunshot and continues his killing spree. In Halloween 3, the story takes a different turn and introduces a new character linked to the previous movies.
In Halloween 4, 10 years have passed and Michael is in a coma. He wakes up when his niece, Jamie, is born. Michael goes on a killing spree again, and Jamie remains traumatized. In Halloween 5, Jamie goes a little crazy, can't talk, and has visions with her uncle. She eventually kills her mother and is taken to a maximum security prison.
The narrator concludes by discussing Halloween 6, where it's revealed that Michael was part of a satanic sect that used children to kill their families. The story ends with Michael surviving and the possibility of a new movie where Michael returns to his hometown.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a summary of the Halloween movie franchise, which features a serial killer named Michael Myers who wears a mask and stalks his victims on Halloween night.
- The text covers 10 movies, from the original Halloween (1978) to Halloween Resurrection (2002), and mentions a reboot by Rob Zombie and a new sequel coming out in 2018.
- The text mentions some recurring characters, such as Laurie Strode, Michael's sister and main target, Dr. Loomis, Michael's psychiatrist who tries to stop him, and Jamie Lloyd, Michael's niece who also becomes a killer.
- The text also mentions some plot elements, such as a satanic sect that gives Michael supernatural powers, a reality show that takes place in Michael's house, and a twist that reveals that Laurie killed the wrong person in Halloween H20.
- The text is written in a humorous and sarcastic tone, with some jokes and comments about the quality of the movies, the stupidity of the characters, and the inconsistencies of the story.