Most Annoying Neighbor Ever - Summary

Summary

The narrative seems to revolve around a conflict between two individuals in an elevator. The first individual, who is filming the encounter, is trying to exit the elevator, while the second, who claims to have a broken foot, refuses to step aside. The second individual repeatedly insists that the first should take the stairs instead, despite the fact that the elevator is not full.

The second individual also makes several personal attacks on the first, accusing them of being a "single ass woman" and suggesting they have no reason to be in the building. She also repeatedly claims to be a government agent, demanding that the first person leave the elevator and even threatening to call the police.

Throughout the encounter, the first individual expresses frustration and attempts to leave the elevator, but is repeatedly blocked by the second. The second individual also claims to be a single woman who provides for herself and that she has no reason to take the stairs if she doesn't want to.

The narrative ends with the first individual expressing their frustration and stating they will send the video to the office, implying they believe the second individual is being unreasonable and disruptive. The second individual then exits the elevator, and the narrative ends on a note of the first individual expressing relief.

Facts

1. The speaker has definitive proof that there are people who thrive off arguing over nothing.
2. The speaker believes these individuals are not powered by food or water, and they don't need nutrients to survive.
3. They argue for the sake of a "Fury of a nonsensical worthless argument."
4. The speaker compares this behavior to a plant absorbing sunlight, but in this case, it's absorbing anger.
5. The speaker mentions they are trying to go home and doesn't need to swear at the other party involved.
6. The speaker suggests talking to their dog as a neighbor, but the other party is being disrespectful and needs to walk away.
7. The speaker mentions a woman's dog lunging at the lady filming, but it wasn't aggressive or anything.
8. The dog owner had a big old conniption about the situation.
9. The speaker is trying to go home and is being told to back up.
10. The speaker is sending this to the office because they find it ridiculous.
11. The speaker is trying to go home and is being told to back up.
12. The woman filming is doing nothing to impede the other lady's movement.
13. The lady is blocking the elevator for over 10 minutes over nothing, just to sit there and scream.
14. The speaker is trying to go home and is being told to back up.
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