A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a red ball who is looking for his beloved pink ball girl named Pinky and a rose that symbolizes their love. He has been teleported to different levels by an unknown person who wants to separate them. He narrates his challenges and achievements as he tries to overcome obstacles such as spikes, flying bridges, snowmen, and poisonous water. He collects coins along the way to build a house with Pinky. He finally finds the rose at the end of level 13 and expresses his gratitude to the viewers.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video game commentary where the player controls a red ball.
2. The player is looking for his beloved pink ball girl named Pinky and a rose that symbolizes their love.
3. The player is teleported to different levels by an unknown person who stole the rose.
4. The player faces various obstacles such as spikes, snowmen, flying bridges, and poisonous water.
5. The player collects coins to build a house with Pinky.
6. The player is sick and misses Pinky very much.
7. The player finds the rose at the end of level 13 and hopes to see Pinky soon.