A possible concise summary is:
The speaker tries to upgrade himself by going through a machine that usually upgrades vehicles. He experiences different transformations, such as becoming a monster, a flying superhero, a spider-man, a venom, and finally a Thanos. He uses his powers to cause chaos and destruction in the city, and snaps his fingers to make half of the population disappear. He also promotes his plushie and asks for likes on the video. His game crashes several times during the process.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries to upgrade himself in GTA 5 using an upgrade machine.
- The speaker goes through the upgrade machine several times and gets different powers and weapons each time, such as jumping high, flying, shooting meteors, turning into Venom, and becoming Thanos.
- The speaker causes a lot of chaos and destruction in the game world with his powers and weapons, and also turns many things and people into rocks.
- The speaker's game crashes multiple times during the video, and his camera also dies once.
- The speaker snaps his fingers twice with the Infinity Gauntlet and deletes everyone in the game world, except for a few people who he also kills or turns into rocks.