The summary of the text is:
The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker reacts to various memes and images of people with "humble decay", meaning people who are cheap, stingy, or lazy. The speaker makes jokes and comments about the situations depicted in the memes, such as a person who uses a dishwasher to cook lasagna, a person who renames their Bluetooth to iPhone 7, or a person who sleeps on the couch to avoid making the bed. The speaker also shares some personal anecdotes and opinions about his own habits and preferences. The text ends with the speaker thanking the viewers and asking them to subscribe and comment.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Scientists in South Korea have managed to sustain a nuclear fusion reaction running at temperatures in excess of 100 million°C for 30 seconds for the first time.
2. The core of the Sun has a temperature of 15 million degrees kelvins.
3. If we used 100 percent of our brain, we would create a Netflix account on the 29th of January so we get a free month that ends on the 29th of February, which only comes every four years.
4. A person renamed their Bluetooth to iPhone 7 and now they are listening to dance mom who lies.
5. A person has a group with themselves to forward the audios and listen to them so they don't show it to anyone.
6. A person decided to make a lasagna then covered it with aluminum foil then googled it inside the dishwasher and names that others use energy.
7. A person used a fire extinguisher that makes their hand cold with enjoyment on the side if they open it.
8. A person hates paying electricity bills and wants a generator at home, but they don't know how it works or if it's more expensive than paying for electricity per month.
9. A person took a photo of themselves lying down in pain and put it here close by, but then they took off their hat and took another photo with it as if it was less than what it really was.
10. A person doesn't dry the dishes, they leave them to dry, and they take them straight from the corridors so they don't get one new to science at home too.
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