A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a vlogger who goes to a water park called Volcano Bay with a group of kids. He introduces his merchandise, rides some slides, meets some fans, and takes a helicopter tour. He also scolds the kids for not meeting him on time and jokes around with them. He ends the video by asking his fans to tag a clothing brand and tell them to sponsor him.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
- The text is a transcript of a video blog by FunnyMike and his gang at Volcano Bay water park.
- They went on various water rides, such as the blue and green slides and the lazy river.
- They also took a helicopter tour around the park and saw the volcano from above.
- They met some fans and took pictures with them.
- They promoted their merchandise, such as shirts and bands, and asked their fans to follow them on Instagram and request a sponsorship from Monster Energy.