The summary of the text is:
- The text is a transcript of a video by Nelk, a prank channel on YouTube.
- The video shows the pranksters going to Guatemala and participating in various activities such as a tobacco ceremony, a sex tantra class, and a sex island.
- The pranksters pretend to be different characters, such as a blind man, a fish lover, and an Ethiopian gay man, and make jokes and cause trouble with the locals and other participants.
- The video ends with the pranksters promoting their merch drop and struggling to say their outro.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions that they showed a girl their tongue and she became turned on.
2. The speaker mentions that they are uploading videos every Monday this year.
3. The speaker's goal is to reach 10 million subscribers.
4. The speaker is headed to Guatemala with Julia Rose.
5. The speaker mentions that they are going to a sex island.
6. The speaker talks about a merch drop on March 15th on fullsend.com.
7. The speaker mentions that they have a gold AK-47 shisha at their house.
8. The speaker is participating in a sex tantra class where they focus on getting longer orgasms and body orgasms.
9. The speaker mentions that they are going to try to get Julia Rose to film something sexual.
10. The speaker is in a sex ritual class with Steve and they both have goldfish.
11. The speaker mentions that they are trying to interpret the ceremony without a translator.
12. The speaker says that they don't appreciate someone saying they have Alzheimer's.
13. The speaker is blind and became blind two years ago.
14. The speaker mentions that they were gay and were giving their boyfriend head while they got in a car accident.
15. The speaker says that they want to orgasm but are glad they are there to experience it with others.
16. The speaker mentions that they are from Ethiopia.
17. The speaker says that they are trying to use the ceremony to help their relationship with their fish, Martina.
18. The speaker mentions that they have a lot of fire merchandise dropping on March 15th.
19. The speaker says that they are going to bring back a fake employee prank next week.
20. The speaker thanks their viewers for getting their last video age-restricted and getting 580,000 likes.
21. The speaker mentions that they are trying to reach 10 million subscribers.
22. The speaker says that they are going to wake up and jerk off at 10 o'clock.
23. The speaker mentions that they had an alarm at 10 o'clock but cancelled it to sleep for another hour.
24. The speaker says that the merch drop is on March 15th and the site is live on Monday.