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The text is a transcript of a video that seems to be a comedy sketch or a parody of a soap opera. It contains many absurd and nonsensical dialogues and situations, such as:
- A woman who claims to have two identical wives and a husband with a black face.
- A man who offers his partner to become a co-owner of a restaurant and then changes his mind.
- A woman who finds out that her husband is cheating on her with another woman in a hotel room.
- A man who tries to apologize to his wife for trivial things while she wants to tell him something important.
- A man who is offered to write a column about restaurants but refuses because his wife is a chef.
- A woman who meets her father who abandoned her and is angry at him.
- A man who is looking for money to invest in a restaurant and is advised by a psychic.
- A man who wants to get a Michelin star for his restaurant and competes with another chef.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Someone's mom gave them money.
2. There is a person named Vitya who lost everything.
3. Someone is offered to become a co-owner of a restaurant.
4. The restaurant has a Michelin star.
5. The restaurant is in Russia.
6. The owner of the restaurant has a private detective agency called "House Watson".
7. The restaurant is struggling financially and needs 2 million rubles to rectify the situation.
8. Someone is offered a deal to invest in the restaurant in exchange for a share of the profits.
9. There is a person named Olivier who is deceiving someone.
10. Olivier is in a relationship with a woman who is not his wife.
11. Someone is planning to fire Olivier.
12. A person named Katya works at the restaurant and is friends with the owner.
13. The owner is planning to return to the old menu to make the restaurant profitable again.
14. Someone is offered a deal to become a partner in the restaurant for 30% of the profits.
15. The goal is to get the first Michelin star in Russia.
16. A person named Dima is involved in the restaurant business.
17. Someone is looking for a person who is a molecular chef.
18. A person named Vika is mentioned in the context of a dinner invitation.