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The text is a transcript of a video where the narrator tries to become the most dangerous criminal in a Minecraft server. He starts as a level one associate and performs various illegal activities, such as robbing a warehouse, a jewelry store, and a mansion, freeing other criminals from prison, and using weapons like flamethrowers, laser cutters, and TNT cannons. He also encounters obstacles like security guards, cops, and Karens. He eventually reaches the level 100 crime boss status after destroying his former allies with a mech suit.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video about becoming a criminal in Minecraft.
2. The narrator starts as a level one associate criminal and tries to reach level 100 crime boss by doing various illegal activities.
3. The narrator has a team of ducks that help him with his missions, such as ransacking a warehouse, robbing a jewelry store, raiding a military base, freeing other criminals, and attacking a millionaire mansion.
4. The narrator uses different tools and weapons to accomplish his tasks, such as lockpicks, giant hammers, flamethrowers, laser cutters, and TNT cannons.
5. The narrator faces obstacles and enemies such as security guards, cops, Karens, and traitors.
6. The narrator succeeds in becoming the level 100 crime boss by blowing up the mansion with a mech suit.