A possible concise summary is:
Cody accidentally knocks out Chef Pee Pee with a teapot and tries to hide his body in various places. Junior and Joseph suspect Cody of murder and call the cops. Chef Pee Pee wakes up in the toilet and reveals he is alive. Cody admits he was wearing a Chef Pee Pee costume and pretending to be his brother. Junior kisses Chef Pee Pee and Cody wants to do something with a rope.
Some possible facts extracted from the text are:
1. Cody accidentally hit Chef Pee Pee with a teapot and thought he killed him.
2. Cody tried to hide Chef Pee Pee's body in various places, such as the trash can, the couch cushions, the litter box, and the toilet.
3. Chef Pee Pee was actually alive and woke up in the toilet.
4. Cody wore a Chef Pee Pee costume and pretended to be his brother Chef Wee Wee.
5. Junior and Joseph suspected that Cody killed Chef Pee Pee and called the cops.
6. The cop was distracted by cheese sticks and did not arrest Cody.
7. Junior kissed Chef Pee Pee twice because Cody told him to do so.