A possible concise summary is:
Rhett and Link discuss some of the secret rules for Disney cast members, such as calling themselves cast members, pointing with two fingers, signing autographs in a specific way, and picking up trash in a swooping motion. They debate whether these rules are stupid or not, and what they would do if they opened their own amusement park. They also joke about what happens if someone vomits or craps on the ground at Disney. They end with a skit where Rhett crowns Link as Miss America.
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1. Disney has some very specific and secret rules for its employees, who are called cast members.
2. Cast members are not allowed to point with one finger, shave their eyebrows, say "I don't know", or be seen growing a beard.
3. Cast members have to sign the names of the characters they play in a consistent way and pick up trash in a swooping motion.
4. Cast members use codes like Code V for vomit and Code Brown for poop to communicate discreetly.
5. Rhett and Link are annual pass holders of Disney and they have different opinions on the rules.
6. Rhett and Link are considering opening their own amusement park and they use lynda.com/rhettandlink to learn new skills.
7. Rhett crowns Link as Miss America in Good Mythical More and Link chooses purple as his color.
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