The summary is:
Two hosts of a show try to cook a breakfast in the bathroom using various appliances and tools, such as curling iron bacon, hair dryer eggs, flat iron pancakes, and toilet bowl orange juice. They also make coffee in the shower using pantyhose as a filter. They plate their dish on the toilet tank lid and announce that they will eat it in the next segment. They also spin a wheel of mythicality and have a silly conversation about wormholes.
Here are some key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where two hosts try to cook breakfast in the bathroom using various appliances and tools.
2. The hosts attempt to make bacon with a curling iron, eggs with a hair dryer, pancakes with a flat iron, orange juice with a toilet bowl, and coffee with a shower and pantyhose.
3. The hosts encounter various challenges and failures, such as the bacon falling off the curling iron, the eggs looking like applesauce, the pancakes being too thin, and the coffee being too weak.
4. The hosts use humor and sarcasm throughout the video, such as pretending to be explorers who discover a coffee teat, or saying that their dish is plated fancily on a toilet tank lid.
5. The video ends with the hosts spinning a wheel of mythicality and introducing another segment where they will eat their bathroom breakfast with a canine guest.