The summary is:
A man buys a 1947 plane and tries to off-road with it without a pilot's license. He crashes the plane within minutes and breaks the propeller, the wing and the flaps. He ignores the advice of his friend and the safety regulations of the FAA. He jokes about flying without wings, drinking and flying, and teaching others how to fly. He leaves the plane wrecked on the side of the road.
1. The speaker has been flying planes since they were six years old. (00:00:35.36)
2. The plane they are discussing is lightweight and has a plush interior. (00:01:03.60)
3. The plane can fit two people inside. (00:01:10.64)
4. The speaker has no intention of being in the plane when it takes off. (00:01:13.84)
5. The speaker is considering trying to land the plane without the tail wheel or other wheels. (00:01:15.28)
6. The speaker is concerned about the plane hitting people in school zones. (00:01:20.24)
7. The plane has two spark plugs per cylinder for redundancy. (00:01:27.68)
8. The speaker is considering trying to start the plane without a starter. (00:01:32.08)
9. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane without anyone in it. (00:01:35.28)
10. The plane is from 1947. (00:04:11.44)
11. The speaker has been filling the plane with fuel for about 45 minutes. (00:04:48.08)
12. The plane is supposed to float in the fuel. (00:04:57.76)
13. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane without wings. (00:05:02.00)
14. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane off-road. (00:05:22.40)
15. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane without a plan. (00:05:25.92)
16. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with only one bolt holding the wing on. (00:07:58.96)
17. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with the wheels hinged up and flapping. (00:08:04.56)
18. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with the wings detaching from the plane. (00:08:03.04)
19. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with the wings sawzall'd off to use on a raft. (00:08:09.68)
20. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with the wings broken off. (00:11:38.08)
21. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with the wing breaking off instantly. (00:11:41.68)
22. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with the wing squatting. (00:13:34.72)
23. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with the wing breaking from the bolt coming out of the wheel. (00:13:43.44)
24. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with the wing breaking from the bolt coming out of the wheel and the propeller breaking. (00:13:45.92)
25. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with the wing breaking from the bolt coming out of the wheel, the propeller breaking, and the wheel squatting. (00:13:50.08)
26. The speaker is considering trying to fly the plane with the wing breaking from the bolt coming out of the wheel, the propeller breaking, the wheel squatting, and the plane crashing. (00:13:56.24)