A possible concise summary is:
The text is a transcript of a video where three kids order pizzas from a fast delivery service and discover that one of the delivery guys looks like Cody, one of the kids. They try to find out if he is Cody's real dad by ordering more pizzas and inviting him to Cody's house. However, Cody's mom reveals that she had an affair with him 14 years ago and he might be Cody's father. Cody's stepdad fights with the delivery guy and knocks him out. They lie to him that he was hit by a car and he is not Cody's dad. Cody's stepdad tells Cody to eat a bar of soap as punishment for inviting friends over. Meanwhile, another delivery guy is locked in a closet by the kids.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video called "SML Movie: Cody's Long Lost Father!" from the YouTube channel SuperMarioLogan.
2. The main characters are Junior, Cody, Joseph, Chef Pee Pee, Tyrone, Judy and Gary.
3. Junior and his friends order pizzas from 30 Second Sammy's and meet a pizza delivery guy named Gary who looks like Cody.
4. Junior convinces Cody that Gary might be his real father and they go to Cody's house to order another pizza.
5. Judy reveals that she had an affair with Gary 14 years ago when she couldn't pay for a pizza and that he might be Cody's father.
6. Tyrone fights Gary over Cody and knocks him out with a purple nurple.
7. Junior lies to Gary that he was hit by a car and that he doesn't have a son to make him leave.
8. Cody finds out that Gary is not his real father after a fake DNA test.
9. Junior forgets to let Chef Pee Pee out of the closet where he locked him up earlier.