A possible concise summary is:
Jeffy and his friend Junior steal money from Chef Pee Pee to go to New York City and throw a penny from the top of the Empire State Building. They hit a man named Poobie, who sues Jeffy for a million dollars. Jeffy's dad hires a cheap lawyer, who tries to defend Jeffy by claiming he was a mythbuster. However, the lawyer fails to prove Jeffy's innocence and loses the case. Poobie uses the money to buy sunglasses and a car made of copper. The lawyer takes Jeffy's dad to Applebee's and eats his food.
1. The group plans to go to the arcade and play games.
2. They discuss the lack of quarters for arcade games.
3. One character has been trying to find a quarter he swallowed a week ago.
4. The group has coins, including four quarters, two nickels, and a penny.
5. They discuss the myth that throwing a penny from the top of the Empire State Building could kill someone.
6. They decide to go to New York City to test this myth.
7. They face the challenge of buying plane tickets with their limited funds.
8. One character suggests asking a wealthy friend, Chef Pee Pee, to buy plane tickets.
9. They discover that Chef Pee Pee is planning to go to Hawaii, which they had intended to do.
10. One character reveals that they sold a kidney to afford the trip to Hawaii.
11. They decide to use the borrowed money to go to New York City instead of Hawaii.
12. They steal money from Chef Pee Pee to fund the trip.
13. They discuss the potential consequences if Chef Pee Pee discovers they stole his money.
14. They decide to throw a penny off the top of the Empire State Building as part of their "science experiment".
15. One character, Jeffy, throws a penny off the Empire State Building.
16. The penny hits a man, causing injuries.
17. They are charged with involuntary attempted manslaughter.
18. The man, Poobie, sues them for personal harm.
19. They decide to hire a lawyer for the trial.
20. The lawyer suggests a deal where they win, and in return, they take him to Applebee's and buy him whatever he wants.
21. They engage in a mock trial, with the lawyer representing them and the prosecutor representing the man they threw the penny at.
22. The lawyer presents evidence from Jeffy's phone conversations, implicating him in the incident.
23. The case is won, and all charges are dropped.
24. They celebrate their victory at Applebee's, where they enjoy a meal.
25. The man who was hit by the penny admits to being terrified of pennies and has melted the penny down into sunglasses and a car.
26. A news report falsely claims that the man turned the penny into a car and sunglasses.