A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is a woman who recreates her makeup looks from different stages of her life, starting from when she was eight years old until college. She shares her stories, mistakes and preferences for each look, and compares them to the current trends and styles. She uses humor and sarcasm to make fun of herself and her past choices. She also expresses her interest in makeup artistry and how she learned from books and pictures.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker recreates how they did their makeup in different stages of their life.
2. The speaker started wearing makeup when they were eight years old and got lipstick all over their white turtleneck.
3. The speaker was not allowed to wear makeup in fifth grade and got caught by their mom who followed them to school.
4. The speaker wore pink foundation, navy blue eyeliner, clear lip gloss and chokers in middle school.
5. The speaker did a side part, green foundation and cream eyeshadow in high school.
6. The speaker wanted to be a makeup artist but their father said no.
7. The speaker did a dark smokey eye and winged eyeliner in college.
8. The speaker did not know how to fill in their eyebrows until 2009.