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Rhett and Link discuss some of the secret rules for Disney employees, such as being called cast members, pointing with two fingers, signing autographs in a specific way, and picking up trash in a swooping motion. They debate whether these rules are stupid or not, and what they would do at their own amusement park. They also mention some other rules, such as not shaving eyebrows or growing beards, and using codes for vomit or poop. They end with a humorous skit where Rhett crowns Link as Miss America.
Here are some possible facts extracted from the text:
1. Disney has some secret rules for its employees.
2. Disney employees are called cast members, regardless of their role.
3. Cast members cannot point with one finger, but have to use two fingers or a hand gesture.
4. Cast members who play Disney characters have to sign their names in a specific way that matches other cast members who play the same character.
5. Cast members cannot bend over to pick up trash, but have to scoop it up in a swooping motion.
6. Cast members are not allowed to say "I don't know" to a guest's question, but have to direct them to someone or somewhere that can answer it.
7. Cast members cannot shave their eyebrows or grow a beard gradually.
8. Cast members use Code V to refer to vomit.