A possible concise summary is:
The speaker is trying to break into his wife's impossible underwater house in Minecraft. He has to find four keys to open a portal. He faces various challenges such as fighting drowned and guardians, solving puzzles, and using tridents. He manages to get all the keys and enters the portal.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video where the speaker tries to break into an underwater house in Minecraft.
2. The speaker uses a key to enter an end portal that leads to the house.
3. The speaker faces various challenges and puzzles inside the house, such as fighting drowned and guardians, solving a lever puzzle, and using tridents to activate buttons.
4. The speaker collects four brie keys that can be placed on end portal frames to open a final portal.
5. The speaker is impressed by the house and praises his wife for building it.
6. The speaker has a pet Diglett that he carries with him.
7. The speaker promotes his fire merchandise and asks for likes on the video.